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All Lawyers are Assholes

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."

Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."

The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
Submitted by beefknuckle on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 10:41am.

Monkey Organization

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Submitted by wadclot on Thu, 10/12/2009 - 11:02am.

Great Reasons To Be A Guy

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real.  read more »
Submitted by ankleclotair on Thu, 07/01/2010 - 10:45am.

12 Feet Deep

Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?Because deep down they really are good people.
Submitted by muckwipe on Tue, 13/10/2009 - 9:59am.

Legal Laughs

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide..

1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

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2. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3.  read more »
Submitted by facesnark on Sat, 12/09/2009 - 9:55am.
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