Funny Jokes, Pictures, Videos...

*she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she was hit with the ugly log!

*kids dress up as her for Halloween!

*she makes blind children cry!

*you could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies!

*I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."!

*if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would b  read more »

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.  read more »

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?  read more »

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide..

1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

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2. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3.  read more »

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"