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the monster

what has 30 teeth and can hold a monster?          

My Zipper{#emotions_dlg.rolf}

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 26/05/2009 - 4:18pm.

Missappropriated Churchill Quote

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman.

She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
Submitted by bumfacepuff on Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:17pm.

Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity.  read more »
Submitted by dolttwit on Sat, 27/02/2010 - 3:55am.

Celtic Mortality

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.
Submitted by lunkmuck on Wed, 08/07/2009 - 1:30pm.

ABC's of ex girlfriends

Ais for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

Bis for Bitter. Who, me??  read more »
Submitted by snarkbeef on Fri, 04/09/2009 - 1:59pm.
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