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the monster

what has 30 teeth and can hold a monster?          

My Zipper{#emotions_dlg.rolf}

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 26/05/2009 - 4:18pm.

Missappropriated Churchill Quote

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman.

She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
Submitted by bumfacepuff on Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:17pm.

Celtic Mortality

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.
Submitted by lunkmuck on Wed, 08/07/2009 - 1:30pm.

ABC's of ex girlfriends

Ais for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

Bis for Bitter. Who, me??  read more »
Submitted by snarkbeef on Fri, 04/09/2009 - 1:59pm.

To Be Continued

Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.
Submitted by wipecorn on Sun, 20/09/2009 - 8:37am.
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