Random jokes

Cheap Beer

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.  read more »

Disney Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."


A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.  read more »

Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

Pay Raise

A maid asks for a pay rise.
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Intelligent blonde

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus.  read more »

Tarzan went to the river...

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?

The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front"...

Annual Physical

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."  read more »

Redneck in the library...

Redneck went in to library and ask:
- Do you have any books about smart Redneck? Undecided
- Oh you need to go straight and turn to your left - there you going to see Science fiction books... Smile