More Blonde Q and A's
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A: Wave to her.
Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?A: And I thought blondes were dumb
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde?A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a blond?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How does a blonde high-5?A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?A: Hair transplants.
Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE?A: Third Grade.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A: Wave to her.
Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?A: And I thought blondes were dumb
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde?A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a blond?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How does a blonde high-5?A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?A: Hair transplants.
Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE?A: Third Grade.
