Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unferrtilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Submitted by lunknit on Thu, 02/07/2009 - 8:41am.
