What will be the name of our baby?...
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by
herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about
what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever
a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our
baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went.
After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and
little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked
him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and
disappeared.
Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss
her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's
name, and he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he
started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off and began to have sex
with her. After it was done she asked again "What will our baby be
called?!", he took off condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets
out of this one call him... David Copperfield!" 