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Your Mamma is so short.... she could hang-glide on a potato chip.
Submitted by cornloaf on Sun, 28/02/2010 - 8:13am.

Yo mamma is so dumb

Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.
Submitted by lunkmuck on Wed, 24/02/2010 - 8:10am.

So Ugly

Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.

Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job  read more »
Submitted by bumfacepuff on Mon, 22/02/2010 - 12:56pm.

halloween

yo mamma so ugly, when people see her, they say "halloween's over"

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 11:22pm.

Yo mama so fat, the whales sing

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Submitted by wipepuff on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 10:51am.
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