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One day, a man was getting interviewed by who seemed to be a very smart guy.

-Are you ready for this?

-Oh..Yes

-Okay,first i'm going to see how intelligant you are.If a roster lays an egg at the top of a barn,and an egg happens to roll out,what side does it roll to left or right?

-I'm gonna....well....left...Wait,I know this, up!

-acually no,I'm very sorry to tell you this...

-that I got it right,huh?!

-no....ROSTERS DONT LAY EGGS

- Would you marry me?

- But you are the frog...

- But we are in fairytale

- But you are real frog!

Man from Middle-east at checkpoint:

Officer: What is your name?

Man: Ali-Baba

Officer: Sex? 

Man: Six to ten times a week

Officer: I mean, male or female?  read more »