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Seventeenth Chapter

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seven  read more »
Submitted by wipecorn on Sat, 20/02/2010 - 11:04am.

3 men standing in front of God

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife.  read more »
Submitted by cheeseballbeef on Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:47am.

Standing At The Gates Of Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.  read more »
Submitted by beefknuckle on Wed, 20/01/2010 - 8:38am.

Carstianity

"Haul a Yugo.  read more »
Submitted by snarkbeef on Tue, 12/01/2010 - 8:13am.

Really Good Deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not.  read more »
Submitted by facesnark on Sun, 27/12/2009 - 7:05am.
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