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An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
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Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:

You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?

"Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to  read more »

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.

Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob.  read more »

Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.

You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out  read more »