An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
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Why is economic crisis worse than divorce?

Because you already lost half of your money but you still have to keep the wife...