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Breast Enlargement

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that.  read more »
Submitted by cornloaf on Sat, 20/02/2010 - 9:31am.

Good and Bad News

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "Oh no! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over!  read more »
Submitted by wipepuff on Fri, 12/02/2010 - 10:50pm.

An Irish Mental Institution

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave.

This year the two lucky gents were Patty and Mike.

They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly.  read more »
Submitted by dolttwit on Sun, 31/01/2010 - 12:39pm.

An Ailing Child

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.

"Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing.  read more »
Submitted by facesnark on Sun, 27/12/2009 - 9:07am.

Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it.  read more »
Submitted by cheeseballbeef on Wed, 16/12/2009 - 10:35am.
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