What were the first words Adam said to Eve?

"Stand back I don't know how big this thing is going to get"

One day a football, a baseball, and a golf ball met in a restaurant.

The baseball said " I don't get enough for what I do."

Then the football said "I just wanna go home and relax after this."

The golf ball said "I'm tired."

The foot ball asked why.  read more »

WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary  The husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting  read more »

QUIET SEX


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