Dirty jokes

Truck driver...

A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.  read more »

Breast enlargement

A woman asks her husband if she could get her breasts enlarged. Her cheap husband told her no and that if she wants them enlarged for free all she has to do is rub toilet paper on them. She asked what in the world will that do? He said he hopes it does as good of a job on her breasts as it did on her butt.

The Red Man And The Green Man

There was once a red man and a green man. One day the red man goes to visit the green man who is in the bath. He rings the door bell and in a hurry the green man jumps out of the bath, wraps a towel around his waist and runs to answer the door.

He opens the door and greets the red man by shaking his hand. As he does so his towel slips off revealing all.  read more »

Adams First Words

What were the first words Adam said to Eve?

"Stand back I don't know how big this thing is going to get"

The Golf Ball

One day a football, a baseball, and a golf ball met in a restaurant.

The baseball said " I don't get enough for what I do."

Then the football said "I just wanna go home and relax after this."

The golf ball said "I'm tired."

The foot ball asked why.  read more »

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