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Parachute

Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond?

A: They open on impact.
Submitted by beefknuckle on Mon, 12/10/2009 - 10:27am.

Blonde paints the porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch.  read more »
Submitted by ankleclotair on Sun, 06/12/2009 - 10:27am.

Angry Truck Driver

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over.  read more »
Submitted by dolttwit on Fri, 05/02/2010 - 2:38pm.

Blonde Goes Shopping

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.  read more »
Submitted by lunknit on Sun, 28/06/2009 - 12:57am.

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.  read more »
Submitted by bumblewipe on Fri, 04/12/2009 - 8:32am.
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