Blonde jokes

Blonde Lumberjack

lunkmuck — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:00:14 -0700

A blonde travels to Canada to seek herfortune as a lumberjack. She meets aforeman of a logging organization whooffers to give her a job.

"Now, I hope you realize we expect youto cut down at least 100 trees a day,"the foreman told her.

The blonde woman didn''t see this as aproblem, so she went out with theChainsaw and did her best. read more »

Medicine Cabinet

snarkbeef — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:13:28 -0700

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn''t wake up the Sleeping Pills.

Did you hear about the blonde that...

facesnark — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:43:31 -0700

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound read more »

Angry Truck Driver

dolttwit — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:38:54 -0700

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over. read more »

Mileage

lunkmuck — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:31:43 -0700

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. read more »