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Blonde Lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek herfortune as a lumberjack. She meets aforeman of a logging organization whooffers to give her a job.

"Now, I hope you realize we expect youto cut down at least 100 trees a day,"the foreman told her.

The blonde woman didn''t see this as aproblem, so she went out with theChainsaw and did her best.  read more »
Submitted by lunkmuck on Fri, 05/03/2010 - 11:00am.

Medicine Cabinet

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn''t wake up the Sleeping Pills.
Submitted by snarkbeef on Sun, 28/02/2010 - 8:13am.

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound  read more »
Submitted by facesnark on Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:43pm.

Angry Truck Driver

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over.  read more »
Submitted by dolttwit on Fri, 05/02/2010 - 2:38pm.

Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.  read more »
Submitted by lunkmuck on Fri, 22/01/2010 - 9:31am.
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