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Extremely Drunk

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought.  read more »

Celtic Mortality

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

The Buffalo Theory

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.  read more »

Bar Chatup

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at thetop of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.  read more »

12 Year Old Scotch

A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch.  read more »