Bar jokes
Two Drunks
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
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Blind Man In Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting read more »
three old drunks
there was these three old drunks and one always stayed out later than the other two so they asked him does your wife ever get mad at you for staying out late and he replied no when i get home i tiptoe thru the house up the stairs into the bedroom crawl under the covers and have oral sex with her till she has several orgasms and everthings is alright with her.so the other old drunk said ill read more »
Death in the Family
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. read more »
Can I Smell Something
The woman is outraged and answers with a stern, "Of course not!"
The drunk man replies......."Oh, then it must be your feet."
