A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
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Bob and Nancy were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, Bob wanted to know if Nancy was always faithful.
Bob asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?"
Nancy replied, "Yes, three times."
"What?!", yelled Bob, "When?" read more »
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!" 
A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"
He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."
The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?"
He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant
each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the
world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years
younger...
Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!