Great white mom and great white baby shark:
- Mom, I am hungry...
- Then? Why don't you swim to the beach find some stupid tourist that gone far from the shore, show your fin, make 3 times around the tourist and then enjoy your lunch?
- Ya, mom, but I am very hungry, can I just skip this part with showing fin and circling around the tourist? read more »
Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices little johnny next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. The boy is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
The firefighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"
little johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. That's sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
Thanks mister," johnny says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices that johnny has tied the wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Everyone was amazed to see gorilla came in to pub. Gorilla asked bartender for martini and passed 10 buks, bartender was shocked but served drink and was watching gorilla enjoying martini... Bartender returned dollar in change to Gorilla and said: "You know... we don't get many gorillas in here...".
And Gorilla replied: "9 buks for a drink... I'm not surprised..."