An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen
and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen, gets $66.
He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week.
The lady says "Fluctuations".
The Asian man storms out, and just before slamming the door turns around and says "Fluc you clazy Amelicans too!"
A guy heard someone knock on his door. He went to check it out and saw a small Death Angel outside waiting. Immediately, he slams the door and heard voice behind the door saying: – I’m not looking for you... I’m here for your parrot...
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.