you so ugly.........

-Your Mamma got morning sickness after you were born.

-Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

-Every time your Mamma sees you she says to your Daddy... "Damn! I shudda just gave you head!"

- Your Mamma tied a pork chop around your neck, just so the dog would play with you.

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What do you call a boy with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a girl eating a kebab?

Donner