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crap

These 3 guys heard about a mountin were you say what you want then you land in it.So the first dude says money and he lands in a pile of money.The second guy says gold and lands in a pile of gold.And the last guy tripps on his shoe lace says oh crap and lands in a pile of crap!!!!!!!!

airplane

ok so three guys decide to go up on an airplane and one dude decides he wants to drop an orange so he does then they land the plane and first thing they see is a little girl crying they asked why she was crying she said "a orange fell and hit me on the head"they said what eve and whent back up and the other guys thought it would be funny to drop an apple so  read more »

valentine jocks

A girl says her boy friend look into my eyes,what do u c.....

the boy says i see love in your eyes..

then the girl says him,"oh mad lover,something has fallen into my eyes,see what it is"

KNOCK KNOCK MR FOOL

0 KNOCK2

0 WHO'S THERE

0 ME

0 ME WHO

0 ME! IT'S ME PEOPLE CALL ME, ME MY NAME IS MELINDA!!!!!!!!

0 OOHHWW MELINDA

0 CAN I COME IN

0 NOPE I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

0 IM YOUR FWEN

0 NO!

0 PLS!!!!

0 NO, 1ST YOU HAVE DIED YESTERDAY AND TODAY  YOU'RE BACK!!!!!

0 *ME BECOMES CONFUSED,AND FLYS AWAY*

Panda In Zoo

panda in the zoo wants to go home and sings this to the zokeepers , " i am a panda, i live in china,they call me dada,i want to go home now. i love to eat bamboo.....and hate people too! but then you lock me into this jail,and let odd look at me when im eating or climbing the trees and pulling a baby in!"