Great white mom and great white baby shark:
- Mom, I am hungry...
- Then? Why don't you swim to the beach find some stupid tourist that gone far from the shore, show your fin, make 3 times around the tourist and then enjoy your lunch?
- Ya, mom, but I am very hungry, can I just skip this part with showing fin and circling around the tourist? read more »
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A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that thebar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later thevoice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over."Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. read more »
Pardon me, lady", said the man trying to get back to his seat in the darkened movie theater, "but did I step on your toes a few minutes ago?"
"You certainly did!!", said the woman in the aisle seat.
"Good, that means I'm in the right row!" the man said as he went back to his seat.