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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Ais for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

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Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The wife says, "Oh my god! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.