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Lipstick

facesnark — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:53:33 -0700

According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. read more »

Parachute

beefknuckle — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:27:15 -0700

Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond?

A: They open on impact.

Signs That You are Too Drunk

muckwipe — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:51:55 -0700

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincere read more »

Blonde Lumberjack

lunkmuck — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:00:14 -0700

A blonde travels to Canada to seek herfortune as a lumberjack. She meets aforeman of a logging organization whooffers to give her a job.

"Now, I hope you realize we expect youto cut down at least 100 trees a day,"the foreman told her.

The blonde woman didn''t see this as aproblem, so she went out with theChainsaw and did her best. read more »

58 Newspaper Headlines

wipepuff — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:36:51 -0700

58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Saftey Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

5. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies In House

7. read more »