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A man is dying of cancer

A man is dying of cancer. His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?'... Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 19/07/2008 - 8:53am.

Blind kiss anyone?

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/09/2009 - 9:19am.

tic tacs

yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.
Submitted by lunknit on Mon, 20/07/2009 - 12:02pm.

Celtic Mortality

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.
Submitted by lunkmuck on Wed, 08/07/2009 - 1:30pm.

Job Interview

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.  read more »
Submitted by facesnark on Thu, 17/12/2009 - 11:25am.
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