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Treasure your friends...

jenshen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:18:12 -0700

Alan just arrived home from business trip and caught his wife with his friend on the bed. Angrily he took a gun and shot his friend.

His wife slowly gets up from the bed then cover herself with towel, lighting up a cigarette and say: - Honey, if you continue behave in this way, soon you will have NO friends... read more »

A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies

lunknit — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:47:46 -0700

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism: Let' read more »

Beer Contains Female Hormones

cornloaf — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:13:45 -0700

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained read more »

Mayday Mayday...

jenshen — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:11:04 -0700

Tarzan went to the river...

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:11:15 -0700

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?

The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front"... read more »