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Importance of a period...

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"

Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

Average: 3.4 (14 votes)

Happy Birthday To You...

Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

Last night...

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says, "Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says, "Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Indian says, "That's nothing. Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, said, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

Indian says, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

Average: 4.3 (14 votes)

Archaeologists are the best husbands...

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Average: 3.2 (6 votes)

Singh and Tourist

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Singh: Any great man born in this village?

Singh: No Sir, only small babies are born here!

Average: 2 (2 votes)