Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.

Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween

Yo mamma's so ugly, when she went into the haunted house, and came out with a job  read more »

He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said..You wear briefs, don't you

He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said.. What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

He said.. It's not my fault..  read more »

I have got a drinking problem....

I've got two hands, but only one mouth...

There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.

The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib.

This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world.

The engineer countered with an e  read more »