Blonde daughter just got married and blonde mama giving advice:
- Honey, if you don't want to get pregnant soon - DO NOT swallow it...
What is a Blondes favorite nursury song?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
One day, a man was getting interviewed by who seemed to be a very smart guy.
-Are you ready for this?
-Oh..Yes
-Okay,first i'm going to see how intelligant you are.If a roster lays
an egg at the top of a barn,and an egg happens to roll out,what side
does it roll to left or right?
-I'm gonna....well....left...Wait,I know this, up!
-acually no,I'm very sorry to tell you this...
-that I got it right,huh?!
-no....ROSTERS DONT LAY EGGS
- Would you marry me?
- But you are the frog...
- But we are in fairytale
- But you are real frog!