40th Anniversary

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary  The husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.
'Yeah,' she  replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' '

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