A husband is sitting in the waiting room at the hospital because his wife was giving birth to their first child. Finally, the doctor comes into the room and says to the husband:

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?"

Husband:"The good news first."

doctor:"Congradulations your wife just gave birh to a 50 pound giant eyeball."

Husband:"Ooookaaay, what is the bad news?"

Doctor:"It's blinde."