How to ask your boss for a salary increase?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary:
 

 
Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$ We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company...

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon.

Your$$incerely,
Employee


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United Statesmay go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw.. You kNOw what I mean.

Regards,
Boss

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