Gorilla in the pub...
Everyone was amazed to see gorilla came in to pub. Gorilla asked bartender for martini and passed 10 buks, bartender was shocked but served drink and was watching gorilla enjoying martini... Bartender returned dollar in change to Gorilla and said: "You know... we don't get many gorillas in here...".
And Gorilla replied: "9 buks for a drink... I'm not surprised..."