Once John came back home late, drunk and slept right away. His wife Ann, while taking off his cloth, found used condom in his pocket... She was upset and stuck condom right into John's budd while he was sleeping.

Following week John came back home early and was not in the mood... Ann could not understand what's happened and ask him:

- John, why don't you go out with your friends for beer anymore?

John thought for a while and replied:
- They are not my friends... Not anymore... Not anymore...