Husband came back drunk. Next morning he woke up with a mess in the house and saw a note from his wife:
- Dear Honey, Out for shopping, will be back soon. Love, Pumkin...

He could not remember and understand anything, so he asked his son:
- Son, what happened? What have I done yesterday night?

- You were drunk and had a quarrel with mama, crashed everything around and shited on the toilet floor. When she decided to clean you up by taking off your pants, you shouted: Don't even dare! I am married!