Ding Dong...
Husband got back from business trip while wife was cheating on him with
other man. Her lover was trying to hide in the closet and accidentally
left his balls outside of the closet while closing the door. Husband
suspected something wrong and ask wife:
- Hi, how are you honey? What is that thing on the closet door?!?..
- Ahh... those are new doorbells I bought...
He approaches door slowly and hit balls slightly by tip of his
fingers... Hm... no sound... Then he hit balls ones again a bit
stronger... No sound... Then he hit balls with whole strength... Door
opens, and guy from closet shouts:
- DING DONG, DING DONG... OK??