Man from Middle-east at checkpoint:

Officer: What is your name?

Man: Ali-Baba

Officer: Sex? 

Man: Six to ten times a week

Officer: I mean, male or female?

Man: both male and female and sometimes camels

Officer: Holy cow!

Man: Yes, cows and dogs too...

Officer: Man,........ isn't it hostile?

Man: Horse style, dog style, any style

Officer: Oh.......... dear!

Man: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!