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the monster

what has 30 teeth and can hold a monster?          

My Zipper{#emotions_dlg.rolf}

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 26/05/2009 - 4:18pm.

Which fart is yours...

Submitted by jenshen on Sat, 30/05/2009 - 10:35am.

Old Drunk

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila.

The old man drinks it as fast as he can.

Then he looks around the bar and sees three large men at a table having some beers.

He points at one of them and says "You!  read more »
Submitted by lunknit on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:16am.

Female Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both.  read more »
Submitted by lunknit on Thu, 02/07/2009 - 8:41am.

Male assertiveness

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in h  read more »
Submitted by cheeseballbeef on Thu, 02/07/2009 - 8:41am.
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