A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?”
He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.”
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Bob and Nancy were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, Bob wanted to know if Nancy was always faithful.
Bob asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?"
Nancy replied, "Yes, three times."
"What?!", yelled Bob, "When?" read more »